Jeans: Old Navy,
Sweat Ring around T-shirt: model's own
So, you probably want to think about taking your fashion advice from me. I don't usually post anything other than stories but I saw an ad for this on CNN.com and I thought I had suddenly popped into an SNL mock ad: Pajama Jeans? No. Yes? Is this the next snuggie? The tag line is "Pajamas you live in. Jeans you sleep in"
The advert showed a woman proudly walking around in her PajamaJeans (TM) (good thing they trademarked that, this is going to be 2010s Chia Pet, I can feel it) while wearing a blazer and a kicky scarf. Then she sheds the blazer and scarf and curls up in bed. It looks like the perfect gift for the women in your life who are prone to alcoholic black-outs.
I also received an e-mail advert from The Gap. I need a few summer things so I popped over to their website and found some lovely T-shirts (would look so nice with PajamaJeans!). They were expensive, sure, but they come with a narrative and that's worth at least an additional $15.
Here is the narrative:
And here are some examples of the execution:
I know that's hard to read so from left to right: 'The suffragist', 'The patriot', 'The flapper'.
Thanks Gap. I appreciate that you are both educating young women about the term suffragist and enforcing the idea that patriots wear ugly American flags on everything, even their boobs. I look forward to your next line of T-shirts designed around even more iconic female roles. I am particularly excited about your upcoming "The Virgin and the Whore".
The 'Whore' will of course feature a T-shirt with circular cut-outs, directly over each breast.
The "Virgin"? Obviously that will be a T-shirt with even bigger circular cut-outs... directly over each breast.